Siren Zero
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Express yourself with our completely original styles you can only find here. All graphics and designs by CEO and Artist NekyZero.
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XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Soft, light, and full of charm. This playful illustration pops on the chest, bringing a cozy, whimsical mood to everyday wear. Wear it with jeans for relaxed days or layer under a cardigan when the evening cools. The breathable, lightweight fabric keeps the tee comfortable through seasons, while the classic crew neckline and neat fit make it easy to style.
Product features
- Lightweight 4.3 oz cotton fabric for all-season comfort
- Ribbed knit collar with seam to retain shape
- Shoulder tape and side seams for structure and lasting fit
- Direct-to-Film (DTF) sleeve prints for crisp, vibrant artwork
- Heather options include 90% cotton / 10% polyester blend
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
Size Chart
S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL
Width, inches
18.2520.2522.0024.0026.0027.7529.75
Length, inches
26.62, 28.00, 29.37, 30.75, 31.62, 32.50, 33.50
Sleeve length from center back, inches
16.25, 17.75, 19.00, 20.50, 21.75, 23.25, 24.63
The heavyweight 100% ring-spun cotton has been dyed after construction to create a supple, slightly vintage look and feel that only gets better with wear. The roomy cut and durable double-needle seams stand up to everyday wear, while the tubular, side-seam-free construction keeps the silhouette clean. Available in a wide range of colors and sizes.Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, pre-shrunk heavyweight (6.1 oz)
- Garment-dyed for a lived-in, vintage texture and color depth
- Relaxed fit with tubular (no side seams) construction for a clean silhouette
- Durable double-needle stitching on all seams with sewn-in label
- Available S–4XL and in 58 color options; made in Honduras
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Size Chart
XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XLWidth, inches
16.00, 18.00, 20.00, 22.00, 24.00, 26.00, 28.00, 30.00, 32.00
Length, inches
27.00, 28.00, 29.00, 30.00, 31.00, 32.00, 33.00, 34.00, 35.00
Sleeve length, inches
7.99, 8.23, 8.50, 8.74, 9.02, 9.25, 9.49, 9.72, 9.96
Lightweight, soft, and subtly playful — this tee speaks fluent nerd. Tongue-in-cheek slogan across the chest in crisp DTG/DTF print: “Talk nerdy to me … please?” It sits close to the body without feeling tight, with a resilient ribbed collar and shoulder tape that keep shape through repeated wear. The natural-feeling fabric and tear-away label make it comfortable for long conventions or late-night coding sprints. Ethically sourced cotton and OEKO-TEX certification add quiet reassurance for shoppers who care about quality and responsible production.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton lightweight (153 g/m²) — soft, breathable everyday wear
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner silhouette and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- DTG/DTF printed design on chest and sleeves for crisp, lasting graphics
- Pearlized tear-away label; OEKO-TEX certified and ethically sourced cotton
Care instructions
- Do not dry-clean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
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Lucy the robotic dog is often featured on NekyZero's Twitch channel and in an online comic series that was discontinued. The smooth, breathable cotton feels easy on the skin, while the classic crew silhouette layers well under jackets or stands alone as a cheerful statement piece.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for soft, breathable comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean drape and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape to keep shape and resist stretching
- Pearlized tear-away label for itch-free wear; EU 2-year warranty and safety certifications (Oeko-Tex compliant)
- DTG body print with optional DTF sleeve/neck printing; made using ethically sourced cotton
Care instructions
- Do not dry-clean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
Size Chart
XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XLWidth, inches
16.00, 18.00, 20.00, 22.00, 24.00, 26.00, 28.00, 30.00, 32.00
Length, inches
27.00, 28.00, 29.00, 30.00, 31.00, 32.00, 33.00, 34.00, 35.00
Sleeve length, inches
7.99, 8.23, 8.50, 8.74, 9.02, 9.25, 9.49, 9.72, 9.96
A soft, everyday tee that carries a wicked sense of humor. The shirt’s classic crew neck and clean cut let the illustration take center stage while staying comfortable and easy to layer.
(Unisex)Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd²) for year-round comfort
- Tubular, side-seam-free construction for a smooth, waste-conscious fit
- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape for shape retention and durability
- Pearlized tear-away label and Oeko-Tex certification for comfort and safety
- Print methods: Direct-to-Garment for main design; Direct-to-Film used for sleeve and inner neck prints when applicable
Care instructions
- Do not dry-clean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 15.62 | 17.37 | 18.75 | 20.00 | 21.50 | 22.87 | 24.25 | 25.50 |
The medium-weight fabric and classic crew neck keep the silhouette clean while the vintage-textured cotton adds gentle character. Wear it with high-waisted jeans, over a long-sleeve for cooler nights, or tucked into a skirt to let the illustration be the focal point.
Product features
- Sustainably sourced US cotton with a vintage, thicker hand-feel
- Runs slightly large for relaxed, comfortable fit
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner look and reduced fabric waste
- Medium-weight (6.0 oz/yd²) crew neck with ribbed collar that retains shape
- Tear-away label and Oeko-Tex certification for comfort and safety
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not tumble dry
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
Learn about the process
In the rise of AI-generated art, Siren Zero is here to deliver designs by real graphic artists. Our art is carefully developed by human hands. Want to learn more? Meet the artist and founder of Siren Zero!